#18 Tremendous persons talk.

Texts like these ??? pic.twitter.com/EVM61UWtFv

— Pooo (@thatobesewoman) November 2, 2015

#19 Dosa necessary rather than Di*k.

How can you keep your South Indian boyfriend happy?

Love, sex aur dosa

— Priyal (@priyal) November 8, 2015

#20 Porn council, to get hard.

Russian porn gets me soviet.

— Madhura (@PunsTurnMeOn) June 28, 2015

#21 Apna Hath Jagannath.

So apparently selfies are called 'khudkis' in Hindi. Chalo khudki lete hain? Ergh.

— Damsel in This Dress (@secondofhername) April 11, 2014

#22 Continuity matter not kiss.

#PahlajNihalani is definitely the guy who prematurely ejaculates. There is no other reason to be upset by long kisses.

— radhika vaz (@radvaz) November 21, 2015

#23 God gave you two hands.

Mood: Emran Hashmi
Relationship status: Salman Khan

— nin (@NautankiNinja) August 29, 2015

#24 Dad,s surprise who is tinder.

*Going through my contact list*

Dad: Beta, yeh jo Tinder surname waale hai matlab woh kaunsi caste ke hote hai?

— Sonali Thakker Desai (@SonaliThakker) March 26, 2016

#25 Babes are always ready to turn on everywhere.

What turns you on ?

Girls – Neck Kisses, Waist Grabbing, Thigh Kisses, Hickeys, Hugs, Blah Blah

Boys – Yaar main already turned on hu.

— Saverita Fernandes. (@Fernandes_Savvy) March 7, 2016

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